Post this on YOUR facebook if you also know that the "notice" is bogus! (Yes, I wrote this myself).
In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that making a declaration on my facebook wall will actually mean something and that the internet will somehow not do what it has been doing for its entire existence: copying and pasting everything that I post.
For commercial use of the above, my written consent on 8 ½ by 11 inch paper written in majorelle blue ink with a fountain pen at 3pm using ONLY the first three fingers of my right hand is needed at all times! (Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This second declaration will somehow not violate the first even though this is not written in majorelle blue ink at 3pm.) By the present communiqué, I notify Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, post troll faces, delete my cat videos, or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its meaningless contents. The aforementioned prohibited actions written in formal legal language (which makes this virtually a new law) also applies to employees, students, agents, viruses and/or any staff under Facebook’s direction or control. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of my privacy is punished by law (UCC 1 2-345-654 3-210 and the Geneva Convention).
Facebook is now an open capital entity. Even though it doesn’t affect our individual profiles, all members are recommended to publish a notice like this, even though this notice means absolutely nothing, because publishing notices like this makes you seem really, really smart. If you prefer, you may copy and paste this version, even though it wasn’t written by any lawyer and probably was the creation of a 17-year old kid trying to be cool. If you do not publish a statement at least once, nothing will happen, because you agreed to the terms and conditions when you signed up for Facebook, even though you probably didn’t read them because, who reads that stuff anyways? But I’ll make a smart closing statement by saying that if you do not post this statement, you will be allowing the use of elements such as your valuable cat photos and videos, and the information you are publicly sharing (and that nobody really cares about anyways) in your profile status updates.