After sitting through a miserable week up here in the North East, I am pretty certain I have proof that Hell has indeed frozen over. Here are the Top 10 reasons why:

10. It's so cold even my dog is running for the door after a walk.

9. We're considering "around freezing" to be "warm".

8. A South Carolina college cancelled classes because it dipped below 30.

7. Driving in the car is a nightmare for the first 20 minutes.

6. The Pope's dove was attacked by a seagull. Must be a story there.

5. Boston's Charles River was iced in for a few days.

4. Sarah Palin left FOX news.

3. My computer hasn't crashed once all week.

2. The ONE day it warms a bit next week, it rains.

1. The Patriots aren't playing in the Superbowl.