From The Desk of Michele Bachmann: Schedule 6/28/11

The following schedule has been copied off a notepad by highly trained Pansies from the desk of Michele Bachmann.

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6:30 AM: Wake Up, thank god for glorious new day.

6:31: Blame Obama for bad weather.

7:30: Feed Kids, finish preparing for day.

9 AM: Write speech for Virginia appearance, title: "The three hoaxes of America, Obama, global warming, and the minimum wage"

11:30: Pray

11:35: Computer crash. Blame Obama

11:40: Google following topics:

- Obama's economic policy

- Michele Obama Let's move

- Cute puppies

- Year America was founded

- How many states are in America?

- Are Chinese people as good as Indian people?

- How contagious is homosexuality?

12:10 PM: Begin speech for New Hampshire appearance, title: "Allowing homosexuality will make our children gay and ungodly".

1 PM: Lunch

2PM: Figure out an excuse to avoid the latest debate challenge from a 12 year old

2:15: Blame Obama for upset stomach

2:20: New speech: "Liberals in America are the cause of serious illnesses"

3PM: Senate Republican meeting to figure out new attack on Obama

6PM: Home

6:02: Start dinner

6:05: Blame Obama on moldy cheese

6:20: Ask kids how day went

6:25: Blame Obama on too much homework, mean teacher

6:27: Ask god to smite Obama... probably won't happen

7PM: Pre-dinner prayer

7:20 PM: Dinner

8PM: Read Bible

9PM: Get ready for bed

9:30: Bed ;)

10PM: Sleep